chore(bench): kernel-vs-Thrift performance baseline harness + results #2882

Job	Run time
check-types (3.13)	1m 28s
check-types (3.10)	1m 29s
check-types (3.11)	1m 21s
check-types (3.14)	17m 4s
check-linting (3.12)	1m 10s
check-linting (3.14)	2m 34s
check-types (3.9)	1m 38s
check-types (3.12)	1m 32s
check-linting (3.10)	1m 7s
check-linting (3.9)	1m 8s
check-linting (3.13)	1m 8s
Unit Tests (Python 3.10, default deps)	2m 56s
check-linting (3.11)	1m 8s
Unit Tests (Python 3.11, default deps)	2m 51s
Unit Tests (Python 3.11, min deps)	3m 12s
Unit Tests + PyArrow (Python 3.9, default deps)	3m 52s
Unit Tests (Python 3.9, min deps)	3m 26s
Unit Tests (Python 3.14, min deps)	18m 5s
Unit Tests (Python 3.12, default deps)	2m 54s
Unit Tests (Python 3.9, default deps)	3m 9s
Unit Tests (Python 3.13, default deps)	2m 55s
Unit Tests + PyArrow (Python 3.10, min deps)	3m 56s
Unit Tests + PyArrow (Python 3.10, default deps)	3m 38s
Unit Tests + PyArrow (Python 3.12, default deps)	3m 41s
Unit Tests + PyArrow (Python 3.11, default deps)	3m 38s
Unit Tests + PyArrow (Python 3.13, default deps)	3m 44s
Unit Tests + PyArrow (Python 3.9, min deps)	3m 53s
Unit Tests + PyArrow (Python 3.11, min deps)	5m 26s
Unit Tests + PyArrow (Python 3.14, min deps)	18m 33s
Unit Tests (Python 3.10, min deps)	3m 16s
Unit Tests + PyArrow (Python 3.14, default deps)	18m 23s
Unit Tests (Python 3.14, default deps)	17m 25s
	2h 41m 40s

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